Yeehaw, yeehaw, the "girls" are going to Texas! Naturally, Alexis wants to find cowgirl boots to wear in San Antonio, but none of them are pink and sparkly and high enough. Having lived in Texas, there is nothing more annoying than an Orange County Housewife shopping for cowboy boots.
In the lives of the Housewives not going to Texas, Tamra's ex-husband, Simon, is in jail. He threw a retractable leash at Tamra and because Spencer was there he got arrested.