'Dancing With the Stars' recap: Do the Freestyle!

Oh, DANCMSTRs. It's just not the same watching the Planet Mirrorballus madness on my sad, wobbly TV. There I was last week, front row center for the season 12 semis, and now here I am huddled back in my troll cave in Brooklyn, hating reality/longing for *~*Reality*~*. The Wall of Hair -- was I even there? Did Tom really point to me? Was the Karina/Fringe Fairy Bejeweled Bracelet Exchange only just a dream? The video evidence says NO, MA'AM. Also, wham, bam, and damn it feels good anyway to watch the freestyle round, no matter the vantage point.

But enough about me and my post-stardom depression. Let's get to the performances of Monday night's season 12 finals.

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