I’ve got a confession to make, rose lovers. I saw You Got Served… at a movie theater. It was not a just-flipping-channels or I’m-trapped-on-an-airplane viewing — I went to a movie theater, paid actual money, and willingly watched the movie in which Lil’ Kim tells the dance crews the only way to settle things is her way, and that’s "straight hood." So imagine my surprise and delight when Ashley’s first group date with her chosen suitors involved a dance off!! No spoilers here (click over to my full Bachelorette episode 2 recap for all the details) but suffice it to say that dudes were getting served left and right on this date. Unfortunately, they were mostly serving themselves, and what they were serving was heaping helpings of stupidity. If you’ve already seen the episode, dance on over to the comments and sound off about Ashley’s Sin City adventures. Would you like to have dinner in the middle of a mall fountain? What’s cooler: traveling by private jet or rocking the knit cap and black Mardi Gras mask look? And what’s more horrifying: Intentionally toying with the Bachelorette’s emotions or naming your daughter Cozy? Ready, set, post!