Jersey Shore Snags a Slew of Teen Choice Awards Noms

The biggest end-of-summer bash for the under-21 set — well, maybe a few of us over 21, too — is, of course, the Teen Choice Awards. Underage female celebs are allowed to dress wicked slutty on the grounds of attending a casual summer awards show, and every juiced-up smoldering guy on The CW hopes to take home a surf board for Choice Hottie We'd Lick Whipped Cream Off Of (or whatever) at the end of the night.Thank God the macaroni rascals haven’t been left out of such an event!...


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