America's Got Talent: the show that threatens to "unleash the talent," then makes you wish for stricter talent leash laws. After the typical Howie Mandel buffoonery, the first act of the episode is duo Eric and Christlo. The audience booed their singing and dancing to TLC's "Waterfalls," but come on. Great song choice, and I appreciate their enthusiasm and hair. Howie kept from pressing his X because he likes to egg people on needlessly.
What a way to start things off. Chris, the Boy with the Wire Hair did "hair hanging," and I just don't understand why the audience booed him. He wasn't THAT bad! Jenny Rocha and the Painted Ladies danced with big fake butts, making America proud. Magic of Mystique did some entry level magic, but at least his face was painted to make him look like ... a dog? We'll never know.