The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Christmas in July

Teresa and Joe Giudice deck the halls.

Twas the week before Christmas,
When all through Teresa’s house,?
Not a piece of living room furniture was remaining,
Thanks to her juicy, juicy spouse.

Who says you need a Reagan-era bed in the Catskills and a vibrating cock ring to have a romantic time? This week, Teresa and Joe make do with a pair of booty shorts and what Joe calls a "living room picnic," our favorite new euphemism for a court-mandated liquidation of one’s chaises. The lovebirds sit in front of the fire and drink wine, Teresa convinced that things are going to be fine because she knows she can trust her husband to get them through. We’d say that she has the wool pulled over her eyes, but really, it’s more her hairline than the wool. Read More...


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