Fresh off of witnessing Danny DeVito ridicule and squeeze the buttcheeks of the interviewer next to me, I stood next to a man that's been entertaining me since I was born at Comic-Con last week.
How do you possibly speak to such a legend? By discussing his character banging every mother on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... and dodging sewer turds, of course.
I also asked about the possibility of DeVito's hilarious wife, Rhea Pearlman, coming on board the show, his relationship with Charlie and Frank's ever-growing crazy hair. Check out the exclusive interview now: