Jersey Shore Recap: "We're Not in Jersey Anymore"

Buongiorno! The Jersey Shore paaarty's here!

We begin by revisiting the cast in their natural tri-state area habitats. And fret not, fist-pumpers, things haven't changed a bit. The guidos and guidettes are exactly the same (save for a few pounds lost) and are ready to take their homeland by storm! Here's where we stand in brief:

-- Snooki is trying to figure out the difference between a country, a city, and a continent.
-- Deena plans to bring a guy home, but "won't do sex." (She's going to figure them out first, then do sex later).
-- Pauly has a suitcase just for transporting international plugs for his blowdryers. He likens Italy to an "international panty raid."
-- Vinny is so "much more better looking," and hoping to find a nice, traditional Italian girl.
-- Situaton warns Italians to lock up their daughters and handcuff their wives.
-- JWoww: isn't worrying about cheating on Roger, because Italy doesn't make 6'4'' juiceheads with tattoos.
-- Ronnie is ready for a fresh start and is done with being a bitch.
-- Sammi knows how to say "I have cramps" in Italian.

And they're off! The boys arrive at the palace first, and from the marble-tiled floors to the porcelain bidet (that won't end well), it's a bit of a departure from the wooden dump in Seaside Heights where they used to reside. Room assignments are made: Vinny, Pauly, and Deena in one room; Ronnie (looking beefier than usual) and Situation in the second, and JWoww, Sammi, and Snook in the third. Read More...


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