'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' recap: We're Going to Need Another Round of Water

The episode opened back in the hot tub, beads of mist gathering ominously on Kyle and Taylor's heads. The mood had taken a troubling turn. "You don't need him to be okay," Kyle assured her trembling friend. Dramatic music played in the background. Snow started falling. A staff of three had gathered in the kitchen, slicing scallions and raw meat.  Camille snoozed behind a closed door. Taylor drank some more white wine. Storm a comin'.

Taylor should know by now that Kim needs her rest. But she was drunk and messy and needed to go to a safe place to dredge up some Oklahoma memories. So into Kim's leopard-clad arms she pounced. "I would never bet on me. I grew up with nothing. We had nothing. We were so poor." I read this Danielle Steel novel! Kim, that sleepy cutesie pie, assured Taylor that she was smart and capable and a hard worker. Not now, Kim. Doesn't she realize this is Taylor's time to riff? "It's easy for me to be drawn to Adrienne because she has no problems," Taylor moaned. "And you and I probably have similar problems." Cut to a paralyzed Kyle, holding up her bath towel, wondering if the scene she'd just walked in on was heading South. Taylor sobbed to Kim that she had been an ass to her last season and Kim, with marvelous timing, replied "Yeah, I know." Which set off some giggles and the inevitable teasing/tense exchange between the Richards sisters about which one of them was really owed an apology. Call it a draw, ladies, and Kim, send Mauricio a nice letter thanking him for being like a brother to you. Read More...



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