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'America's Next Top Models: All-Stars' Recap: Eat Your Words

Tonight on America's Next Top Model, we find out that Tyra is actually serious about this whole "branding" thing. Ohhh, yes. Serious as a heart attack -- which is what I almost had when I saw the show's new title sequence, because HOLEY CHEESE, IS IT BANANAS!

Backed by a blank white sound stage and a frenzied techno beat, it shows a million cuts of Tyra and the all-stars preening and posing and almost headbutting the camera like it's a mirror. This season is all about branding, and the title sequence is Top Model's way of branding itself, so I take it that means the Top Model "brand" is about confusion, craziness, narcissism in a vacuum. Yeah, that sounds about right. A+ branding, Top Model editors!  Read More...


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