I'm obsessed with this throwaway line by Carson Kressley. "Someone left a sequin on the floor" is not only a great excuse for why he bungled a Dancing With the Stars move during rehearsal -- it's a perfect understatement for the entire series. Let's all start using it whenever we mess up…at anything.
I can't decide which was my favorite moment from last night's telecast -- Tom's "Liiiiiiiiiiive!" abruptly booming out right after Chaz Bono promised "I am literally going to blow out my knees," or the utterly insane shot of Tom surrounded by teens while introducing Rob Kardashian. Not buyin' it! Were they told they were contest winners and would get to see Demi Lovato? Oh, god -- were there even more of them who tragically got sucked into Brooke Burke Charvet's soggy beehive bun moments before airtime? Read More...http://tvrecaps.ew.com/recap/dancing-with-the-stars-season-13-episode-3/