'Survivor' recap: Blood on his Hantz

Hey, how about that episode of…uh…what's it called again? Survivor! Right, Survivor. Sorry about that. Anyway, there was some incredible…um…incredible, like…stuff that happened. Like that time that guy…what's his name again, Cockfighter or something? Yeah, he was…ummmmmmmmmmm, like, taking to Papa Smurf or someone. And then, other…uh, stuff happened and…

You know what? I apologize. That was a horrible start to my episode 3 Survivor recap. It's just that I'm a little bit distracted here because Semhar just came over and promised to "take off my clothes and give you a private show." I have to admit, it started off kinda sweet, but then all of a sudden she started going on about having babies and things got a bit awkward — especially when she began rhyming about her aversion to birthing drugs. Not weird in that she was vocalizing her desire to give birth naturally — I mean, that sounds painful but if that's what she's into, fine by me — but rather awkward in that she couldn’t help but stumble in her efforts to rhyme something with the word "epidural." (She came closest with "epic squirrel" but the transition from her talking about taking off all her clothes to disgusting, acorn-hoarding rodents was less than smooth, and certainly less than sexy.) Read More...


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