'Jersey Shore' Recap: Bromancing the Stone

When we last left our beloved slutty pumpkins, Snooki's boyfriend Jionni ran, he ran so far awaaay. The next morning, Snooki says: "I get it. I'm a lot to handle." But she still doesn't see why he'd go to such drastic measures and leave her in a foreign country. At least that's what I think her, "Really? REALLY?" means. She tries his phone, only to get that voicemail lady's long-winded rejection over and over. NO I DON'T WANT TO PAGE HIM, VOICEMAIL LADY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEEEEANS!



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