TWO AND A HALF MEN “Nine Magic Fingers” Season 9 Episode 4 – Or, as I called it, “Skank City.”
Or “The episode in which Ashton Kutcher was almost funnier than Jon Cryer.” Though this was because Jon Cryer was terrible and over-the-top. This show is starting to reek of desperation.
First off, with regard to Cryer—when did Ducky start looking like Howdy Doody? I’m not sure what this show is doing with his makeup, but it’s going wrong. You can’t cake it on to hide age. Especially in HD. Hey, CBS: in this instance, less is more.
So Allen is trying to rekindle his relationship with Lindsay (Courtney Thorne-Smith—going through the motions), and she’s not quite as on board as he is. Though she was making out with him as they stumbled through Walden (Ashton Kutcher)’s front door. (Though she immediately then started flirting with Walden.) And she did have sex with him. (Though after his two minutes were up, she immediately then invited Walden to join her in bed.) Still, I feel there’s a connection missing between the two of them…