After realizing that he's basically alienated everyone in the cast with his antics over the past several seasons, Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino went fishing for some sympathy on the season finale of 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV).
With the gang headed back to the states, he told Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi that he was going to miss her, prompting her to ask what he meant so he could talk about his intentions to leave the show.
"I'm probably not coming to Jersey," he said. "I argue with everybody. It's too much stressful for me." Nobody wants too much stressful in their lives!