DANCING WITH THE STARS Season 13 Episode 10 – So it was Broadway Week, and they opened with a little song and dance from Sister Act, or as I like to call it, “One Of Only A Handful Of BroadwayMusicals I Have No Desire To Ever See.”
Seriously, dancing nuns? No!
So the contestants each did a number from—
—Auuuughhh! Is Brooke Burke still talking? I have some free advice for Dancing With The Stars: Lose Brooke. Fire her. Can her. Let her go. The experiment is over. She. Is. Terrible. Please, please, please, next season get a trained professional.
So, right… here’s how I ranked ‘em this week:
Ricki “I Still Weigh More Than These Professional Dancers” Lake with Derek “Muppet Exit” Hough: (Oh, Ricki. You’ll always weigh more than professional dancers. Unless by professional dancers you mean the animated hippos in Fantasia.) (I’m kidding! She’s losing weight! I know! Calm down, rabble!) They did a Quick-Step to “Luck Be A Lady” from Guys and Dolls, and killed it. I don’t think there’s any doubt left that this competition will be down to Ricki & Derek vs. J.R. and Karina. Also, I never get tired of Derek doing his Muppet Exit. Read More...