Snooki Will Go "Squirrel Monkey on Your Ass" If You Mess With Her Cats

So what meatball nuggets of advice is Jersey Shore’s Snooki delving out in her newest book, Confessions of a Guidette? After reading a sneak preview, we realized that Snooki really isn’t spreading her brand-tastic capabilities far enough. Based on these quotes, she could easily become an expert on any of the following:Fashion:Hoop earrings "have to be big enough to fit a Red Bull through."Grooming:"Your hair should make you six inches taller….""The...


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