American Horror Story Recap: Historical Reenactor Orgy

Let's be realistic. Last week's over-the-top gourd-slinging ode to gala apples was a hard act to follow. And while the second half of "Halloween" was woefully light on undead Quinto mincing, we did get a couple of nice scares. The Harmon's dog is back, precipitating Ryan Murphy's homage to every time you've ever ruined a batch of Totino's pizza rolls.

When we last left the Ben and Viv, they'd just gotten home from a disastrous hospital visit to find Violet missing. The last time we saw her, she was being stalked by your friend and mine, Gimpy the Bisexual Ghost.

This raises an important point: Is this the world's quietest gimp suit? Is it made by Dyson? I mean, you're watching American Horror Story, so I'm guessing you owned a plaid vinyl skort from Hot Topic at some point in your life. You know that stuff is loud! It's like wearing an old diner booth! I can't even get out of a hatchback in a pair of jeans without making some kind of embarrassing, vaguely biological noise and yet this human Mary Jane glides around the house like a gypsy moth. What is that suit made of? The stuff on stealth planes? Read More...


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