'The X Factor' recap: 'Tis the Season to be Caterwaul-y

Welcome back to The X Factor -- the only show on the air providing guidance on "how to use Twittah" on its own website. This week's second live performance show was the first chance for the Top 12 "acts" to sing for YOUR VOTES. Now give Steve Jones a hug, silly. He's desperate!

Paula Abdul was by far the MVP of the episode, rehearsing the choreography along with her groups like a sweaty teen while Simon Cowell sat in his natural habitat -- in front of an enormous vanity mirror -- and made surly remarks about each contestant in the other judges' cat-uh-gries. How does Paula do it? Perhaps her superhuman stamina can be traced to the toxic pink waste in her Pepsi cup. Read More...



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