Greece is currently the midst of a very major, very devastating, very public, very hard for me to understand economic meltdown. (Though this helped, kind of not really.) But you wouldn't know that from watching tonight's episode of ANTM, of course. This entire season has been all about taking human beings and distilling them down to a singular, flat, comically absurd essence -- so why not ALSO do that with an entire country? OoooooOOOOPA!