Is anything really more shocking on Gossip Girl than the vast seas of fabric with which they're swathing the pregnant Blair (Leighton Meester)? We're fairly sure that chic maternity wear exists that has actual waistlines. (You know, the kind that doesn't make it look like the mother-to-be is trying to smuggle exotic animals through customs.) Whatever. Here are the most shocking non-sartorial moments from this week's Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 9: "Rhodes to Perdition."