The X Factor Recap: Witness the Most Excruciating Moment on Reality TV

Here’s the deal: I do not watch slasher movies. And it’s not because they scare me, it’s that they leave me feeling bad. Even when I was a child, I didn’t fear Jason or Freddy or the Halloween Guy, I just said, "Oh, those poor parents. They had such high hopes for young Heather, and here’s what it’s come to." At a young age, I turned my back on such things and snuggled into the warm embrace of pop music, where nothing unpleasant can happen. Ever.

And tonight Nicole Scherzinger went and fucked that up.

Lenny Kravitz opens the show with a medley of what I assume is his new song (but who can tell with that guy) and "Are You Gonna Go My Way," which is the worst. Steve Jones gives it two "wonderful"s, his lowest rating. Read More...


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