It's The Biggest Loser finale! We get to see everyone at their creepy-thinnest! We will question Anna Kournikova's abilities as a trainer for the overweight! Will Ramon propose to Jessica? Who will win? I don't know who will win (John, probably), and I'm not betting on it because I put all my money on "Boston Johnny will wear a porkpie hat." It's his thing now.
Also, I will push Biggest Loser ahead an hour for Michael Buble's Christmas special, but "Inside the Royal Wedding?" Forget you. That thing happened ages ago and I want to see some people who have changed their lives around! Alison tells us that together the contestants have lost nearly a ton. She means that literally!