'Jersey Shore' season 5 premiere: Back to Seaside Heights, yeah!


"My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?" -- SnookiAnd we thought scripted television was dead. Anyone who tuned in for "Jersey Shore's" season 5 premiere knows that is so not the case. What with all the manufactured drama and probably prompted one-liners and non-stop cast-member tweeting during the broadcast, it was hard to get a spontaneous moment in edgewise.Still, there must be something magical about Seaside Heights, N.J., because -- dang it -- we were totally sucked back in to the drama, manufactured or not. Honestly, how can a die-hard "Jersey Shore" fan resist the siren call of GTL, Ron Ron Juice, the duck phone and all the familiar kitsch that made this alternate reality so addictive in the first place?The action was predictable: There was GTL (gym, tan, laundry). Snooki drank pickle juice. The crew checked in at the Shore...



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