Pauly's stunning blow out and golden tanned physique seems to acquire a lot of stalkers on Jersey Shore, but the one this week tops the rest. Unlike stalkers of seasons past, this girl doesn't just come out at night and follow him around the clubs, but she actually sits outside the Shore Shop just to get a glimpse of Pauly at work. If that wasn't bad enough, she wears the same outfit and same "Pauly D" hat every time she is spotted. J-Wow's reference to the classic stalker film Misery is spot on as she warns him he might end up the victim of smashed kneecaps. Perhaps he should skip a week of GTL and it will ward off the crazies.