Six episodes into Cycle 18 of America's Next Top Model, and a newbie is here recapping it. Yeah, you heard me. Yes, I know, this is serious stuff and I fully understand you can not miss any essential details from this week's episode. We'll get there. First, I'm ecstatic that my first venture here is going to be a recap of the episode where girls who are barely models now also get to be music stars. Every musical bone in my body twitches in agony as five American and four British wannabe models get transformed into the Pussycat Dolls/Spice Girls/insert-other-girl-group here, complete with a professionally-shot music video, choreography and a single release. At least - thank goodness -- (Or thank Auto Tune that blew up during last season's musical escapade) - this time the girls are trying to rap, not sing.