This week on Gossip Girl, everyone has overly complicated family drama that involves multiple fake parents, con artists, and jail. It's like every episode you've ever seen of the Maury Povich show only everyone is just yelling about money and betrayal instead of DNA tests and baby daddies. It's amazing.
It is, in my nonscientific estimation, the best episode of the entire season. Now, granted, the bar this season has been pretty low. But this week's outing is such an amazing kaleidoscope of crazy, evil, scheming ridiculousness that right now everything is just perfect.