'Real Housewives of New Jersey' Recap: This Means (Tug of) War!

Note: Do not read on if you have not seen Season 4, Episode 5 of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."

Love is patient, love is kind, love doesn't tell you to go BEEP yourself in a leased car, does it? The show opens with a beautiful look into Teresa and Juicy Joe's incredibly supportive relationship. Since he wasn't at the pool party from hell, he has no idea that Teresa and her brother attempted to emotionally drown each other. How does he feel about their chat? "You're a BEEPING idiot for even going to BEEPING talk with your BEEPING retard brother," he shouts. Teresa explains that Joe reacts this way because he's a loser douche-bag "total Gemini!" He puts the "ass" in astrology, that's for sure. He also mandates that their kids never hang out together again. He goes on to tell her to shut up, and notes that if his mother and father-in-law say anything, he'll kick them out of his house, too. In short, he's a real ray of sunshine. Still, Teresa defends him: "When he gets upset he babbles, like lalalalala." The only thing scarier than his verbal abuse is Teresa's utter lack of emotion. It's obvious that his venom has paralyzed her. Read More...


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