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True Blood “Turn! Turn! Turn!” Season 5 Premiere Review

At long last, True Blood is back!

Silver Spoons

The Authority wasted no time entangling Bill and Eric in silver and shoving them in the trunk of a car where they spooned, pondered their punishment and ultimately plotted their escape. (Get it? Silver spoons.) Thanks to Eric’s secret connection, the duo got a temporary reprieve – emphasis on temporary.

Viewers met Eric’s sister Nora, who was also “made” by Godric and is now a trusted member of The Authority. Oh HBO, enough with the incest! Although Eric and Nora are not technically related, it was super gross to watch him have loud shipping dock sex with a woman he repeatedly called his sister. Gross. The season of Mary Ann the maenad had enough deviant sex to last True Blood viewers a lifetime. Read More...

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