"I Have Ruined My Life With Sex": Greatest Quotes From Secret Life's Season 5 Premiere

Ready for an all new season of WTF glory? Secret Life's premiere was chock full of hi-larious one-liners from Amy and Ricky's honeymoon night (and more!), and we've rounded up the top five quotes from Season 5, Episode 1 "To Begin With..." to get you pumped up for a summer of Secret Life bliss! 1. Amy flirts with her hubby: "It’s our day … and it’s going to be our night." Their night of milk drinking was just plain naughty! 2. Ben hates on himself: "I suck." Correction: You...


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