True Blood Recap: A Little Ditty ’Bout Dieter and Pam

True Blood's writers are really bringing it this season, if only in terms of pure Bonkers Quotient. Just when you think that they can't go any more off the rails, we find out that there's a secret Bible prequel that reveals that God is a vampire and made humans so that his undead children could have food (and, presumably, be entertained by their antics on reality programs).

Did I mention that the name of the episode is a Mellencamp reference? Well, why not. Dance naked, it's a lonely old night, am I right? Rain on the scarecrow, blood on the nipple-exposing henley tops. Read More...


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