"Jesus Loves Vampires!" and More Top True Blood Quotes From Season 5, Episode 2

True Blood really outdid itself with the quotes this week, so grab the nearest top hat (shout out to Eric!) and check out the 10 best doozies from season 5, episode 2 "Authority Always Wins." Also, prepare to throw your religious beliefs out the window, 'cause God is a vampire! 10. Bible class, courtesy of True Blood: "And their breath shall nourish yours, their blood shall flow within you, so as the beetle nourishes the lark, so shall humans nourish vampire." What is this, like Psalm 2? 9....


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