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"Jesus Loves Vampires!" and More Top True Blood Quotes From Season 5, Episode 2

True Blood really outdid itself with the quotes this week, so grab the nearest top hat (shout out to Eric!) and check out the 10 best doozies from season 5, episode 2 "Authority Always Wins." Also, prepare to throw your religious beliefs out the window, 'cause God is a vampire! 10. Bible class, courtesy of True Blood: "And their breath shall nourish yours, their blood shall flow within you, so as the beetle nourishes the lark, so shall humans nourish vampire." What is this, like Psalm 2? 9....


| Jun 23, 2012 11:09PM EDT
Watch True Blood Season 5 Episode 3 Whatever I Am, You Made Me Online The search for Debbie Pelt becomes official when her parents come to Bon Temps to ask Andy to look for her, but Sookie is afraid of what they—and Alcide—might find out. Meanwhile, Roman mulls Bill and Eric's proposal to do away with Russell Edgington, though Salome has her own separate vetting process; and Jason has an uneasy reunion with an influential teacher from high school.

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