The sunset is fake, and the hair is teased, it must be the Real Housewives of Orange County season 7 reunion! Everyone is playing nice for the first couple minutes, but only because Andy Cohen hasn't played any clips yet. Gretchen and Tamra are friends, switching hair-dos and dressed the same. Things are amiss!
The first focus is on Alexis, who is dumb, submissive, and trying out a few new careers. People talk about how dominant and overpowering Jim is, and Heather comes out guns blazing. Alexis came to the party cool, calm, and collected, though. "We're still married," she says pointedly at Tamra.