Top 10 Quotes From Bachelor Pad 3 Premiere: "I Will Donkey Punch You in the Throat So Bad"

Dang, y’all. These hoochies either got in our mindset or the Bachelor Pad 3 premiere was truly the most dramatic. mess. ever. Naked Drunk Ed Swiderski had a cold hot tub but still brought the heat down below. Donkey punch Blakeley, who is either 34, 37, or 82, depending on the moment, seems to be the new Melissa Schreiber. The Jersey Shore twins are subhuman robots. Paige looks like Ellie Kemper from Bridesmaids. Jaclyn is threatening to be the next Erica Rose. Erica Rose is ready to...
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