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"Oh, Like Jesus Never Had Sex": Greatest Quotes From Secret Life Season 5, Episode 6

You guys, everything is happening in Secret Life Land. People are being stabbed, Jesus may or may not have had sex (ask Adrian), we're getting life lessons all over the place, and Jack wants to get married. So intense, right?! Lucky for you, we've rounded up the seven best quotes from the episode for you to ponder. Check 'em out! 7. Kathy bonds with her new crush: "The guy stabbed you?" Ethan: "Oh, my dad. Yeah, just in the calf." No biggie — just a flesh wound. 6. Adrian offends...
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