Three phrases I never thought I would say:
1. For the last time, Kate Upton, we're not going out to dinner so stop calling me!
2. Let me see how this rat poison tastes.
3. Man, what a great episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Well, with Kris Jenner contemplating her mother's failing health, Bruce's sleeping spousal abuse and Kourtney considering giving birth at home, this is the best episode this season. Even I can admit that.