Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Quotes: "I'll Stop Passing Gas When I'm Dead" and More Words From Episodes 1 & 2

We've been rendered speechless by the magical beauty that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, but luckily the top 15 quotes from last night's double episode premiere can speak for us. We recommend reading these out loud in a southern accent while sucking down some "Pageant Crack."


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