The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Days of Wine and Screaming

In case you forgot the events of last week's episode, if you can call them "events" so much as "incidents of wine-fueled, low-IQ'ed derpery," Teresa left Kathy and Rich out of her wine toast and everyone pooped. But this episode really revolves around the show's Riddler and Batman, the frying pan and the fire, the Cro-Magnon-looking, delusional Yin and the menopausal meatball-contest-winning Yang: Tre and Caroline Manzo.

Joe Gorga, who refers to himself as the matriarch of the family, suggest they hit the hot tub, and the first one to follow him is Juicy Joe. As everyone frolicks outside, a sour-faced, wined-drunk Kathy rolls up and pointedly says she doesn't want to ruin the family love. Tre points out that she didn't thank Kathy because Kathy didn't do anything, while Caroline had a birthday, she repaired her relationship with Joe Gorga and Melissa, and Jacqueline and Chris organized this whole bloody post-abortion clot of a trip. Read More...


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