The drama had high stakes on The Real Housewives of New York Season 5, Episode 13: “Pirate Booty Call,” when LuAnn de Lesseps lied about bringing Johnny Depp lookalike Tomas home after a night out. And the story doesn't end there. In this sneak peek of Episode 14 (airing September 3), LuAnn and Tomas both keep entirely silent on what happened the night before. In fact, Tomas claims not to have been by the house at all. Why all the secrecy?