'The Real Housewives of New York' Recap: Every Possible Combination of Housewives

Hahaha, remember what a shockingly awful person Aviva turned out to be in St. Barth's? Remember how Luann hooked up with that guy Tomas, who butt-effed Sonja the next night? And remember how Sonja is still a drunk mess on the verge of a breakdown? OK good, we're all caught up. Oh, and Ramona? Still awful!

Chapter 1: Ramona is hosting a "nice, friendly, no-drama dinner" that forces the men to cook. But LuAnn and Jacques are there so it's immediately awkward. LuAnn doesn't want Jacques to get "the wrong impression of what happened from the girls" so she's being overly-affectionate and attentive toward Jacques. Sonja arrives in a fabulous sparkly headband worn the wrong way, and the girls leave the kitchen to gossip.



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