'Dancing With the Stars' recap: I Took No Time With the Fall

Monday's performance show was just one measly hour, but it shall go down in Planet Mirrorballus history because it marked the first time a judge non-deliberately escaped the confines of his or her chair in an effort to vaguely and/or nonsensically compliment a sexy dancer. I feel like Dancing With the Starshas been building up to this moment all along. We're all climaxing together!

Here's Carrie Ann Inaba getting struck by a tidal wave of sexual energy thanks to Gilles Marini and Peta Murgatroyd's rumba -- in all its pixelated glory, fresh from my TV to my iPhone to my Photoshop to your computer:



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