Gossip Girl S06E03: "Dirty Rotten Scandals"
While all of you were watching the presidential debate or sports, I was enjoying the fine stylings of Gossip Girl’s final season. I probably spent at least eight minutes trying to come up with a bayonets-and-horses joke to open with, but then I just decided to give up. Kind of like this show. However, "Dirty Rotten Scandals" was a little better than last week’s messy episode. Let’s discuss the big points, shall we?