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Gossip Girl Recap Recap: Sloppy Seconds

This week, we learned that the path to “maturity” in the Upper East Side is an incredibly nauseating one. (Serena realizes that her vitamin-selling boyfriend hooked up with her own mother — but proceeds to sleep with him anyway.) In other slightly less horrifying news, DHumps continues to be his atrocious self (a wanna-be Truman Capote), trading in his Muppet hair for an obscene display of chest bush puffing out from his salmon pink shirt; Vitamin King is appalled to learn that Serena slept with his high school daughter’s boyfriend; Bart, per usual, sabotages a harmless soul; and Chair becomes a well-oiled horse-tracking detective duo. Commenters reeled at Dan’s sex tape raccoon hair; cringed at Queen B’s entire looks and line choices (Blair would never use the term “airing out her pits”); and pleaded for Chair to stop behaving like a repressed married couple. Most popular observation: Lily’s unnatural maternal devotion to her one true love, Chuckles.  As for the possibility of Dair ever happening again? Be warned writers, the commenters will revolt.  Read More...


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Default 1371447244 phillis wheatley
Nov 16, 2012 12:23PM EST
Blair and Dan together again maybe. Bart and bad oil wake me up when it's over Rufus and con chick enough already get someone knew please.who care who was sleeping with who in the past. Please let this season be the last one.
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