Gossip Girl Recap Recap: A Diamond in the Rough

We were led into the episode with promising black-and-white photos glorifying the high-end glamor of UES society and Frank Ocean’s voice to lull us along. Then we all were smacked in the face by our first dose of reality: a scene of Blair getting fashion advice from Lonely Boy-turned-Greaser who also felt the need to pollute our minds with unwelcome, second rate sexual innuendos.  Other notable scenes: Serena served pancakes; DHumps published a glorifying chapter of arch-nemesis/idol Chuck; Dorota, uncharacteristically, spilled the beans about Blair’s engagement ring lucky charm; Serena gasped and flailed when she saw a diamond; Sage, the show’s little monster, tried to ruin lives at Cotillion—and she succeeded by ruining ours (That Muppet hair sex video has, unfortunately, been seared into our brains). Read More...



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