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Gossip Girl Recap Recap: Berries Double-Dipped in Chocolate and High School Memories

This week in the lives of our ever-so-privileged Upper East Siders, we found that history has a way of repeating itself. As we learned from Serena, when one experiences the blow of being part of a sex tape seen ‘round the world and getting dumped by a man who was seconds away from presenting you with your first diamond, the “recovery” process takes the form of a mini time warp back to high school. We watched S fall right back into the pompous arms of her ex-stepsibling/ex-life raft, DHumps, and get a little too overeager about devouring his choco-covered berries and riding his wheelie-popping Vespa. The Upper East Side continued to pulsate with unsolved drama: Queen Eleanor returned to salvage her empire and proceeded to hack off her “bad” daughter from the brand (only to hire her back later); Blair spoke nonstop about her two inner Graces; Ivy and Rufus made eyes and ears bleed; Chuck actually used his legs to run; Blair, in a rage, brilliantly coined the word “Humpfreak”; and Lily accidentally sold Bart’s “hidden” oil records to her number one enemy. Read More...

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