20 Possible Battlestar Galactica Endings, All of Them Hideously Depressing - Featured


The end of the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica is near after almost five years of quality television. For the cynics, the expectations are pretty high for an utterly depressing conclusion to the utterly depressing series. For the optimists...what show have you been watching? BSG has been nothing but sadness and death and failure and devastation throughout its four seasons -- and with only four episodes to go, we sincerely doubt they're going to stop now. Based on the incredibly tragic events that have happened so far, here are 20 potential conclusions to this series. Bring a hanky.


Here are a few interesting options Ronald D. Moore passed on....


20) Kara Thrace accepts her role as the destroyer of humanity, loads up a raptor full of nukes, destroys Galactica and most of the fleet. Those who escape, including Lee Adama, succumb to a horrible disease within days that causes everyone to die horribly, with massive boils all over their bodies and blood shooting out of their eyeballs.


12) Galen has a vision of a future in which babies are made into robots on a giant assembly line. Kara has a vision of the past in which she is made of a lot of smaller robots. Adama has a vision in which he is fighting the Cylons in the first Cylon War. Roslin has a vision of a far away and powerful land where nobody ever dies, nobody ever gets sick. Lee has a vision of Dee dancing on the head of a pin. Soon everyone realizes that they are all dying due to a lack of oxygen and are suffering severe brain damage. Before they can do anything, Baltar has a vision that he sets off a nuclear bomb in Galactica's hangar bay, which turns out not to be a vision. The whole thing turns out to be a vision of Tricia Helfer who finds herself disconnected from a life support machine after falling and hitting her head on a table during the filming of the 2004 T.V. mini-Series for Galactica. She is replaced by Anna Torv.


5) Cavil and his Cylons surround Galactica and are about to finish everyone off when Lee Adama suggests that they have a "dance-off" to decide who the ultimate winner in the war is. Kara has a crisis of confidence, but once she finds the confidence to believe in herself through a montage, the people of Galactica win the dance-off and the Cylons "get served."


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Mar 5, 2009 5:18PM EST

Not even remotely funny. I want a good ending, even if it's sad.

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Mar 5, 2009 6:55PM EST

yup, this list was just stupid.

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Mar 6, 2009 12:04PM EST

I wish there was a 'I don't like it!' button next to the I like it!.

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Mar 6, 2009 7:33PM EST

Same here.

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Mar 7, 2009 6:34PM EST

Lame.

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Mar 9, 2009 8:12PM EDT

Man, I was really hoping for something more interesting than this.
Oh well.

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