Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Samuel L. Jackson not only stuck to his half-f-bomb story that may (or may not have) happened on SNL last weekend but also plunked some harsh words on Kenan Thompson — "I'm used to working with professionals that know their lines, even the ones that are written on cue cards in front of you." Ouch. Plus: Tom Cruise and Jimmy Fallon played "Water War," and there were some endearing Bill and Ted-like moments: "You didn't say ace high?" and "Warrrrrrr!" Also, Quentin Tarantino can't really explain white people's objections to Django Unchained in spite of the NAACP's nomination for its Image Awards. And note the wardrobe: Quentin was rocking vintage Dada and a backwards snapback. He must have super-strength moth balls. And finally, Chris Pratt reprised his scary militaristic salesman cadence from his pre-Parks and Recreation days. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.