We journeyed back to Nashville last night in "Be Careful of Stones That You Throw," picking up not too long after where we left off last year. Just long enough, in fact, for Juliette to dash to the courthouse, marry her football player, and deflower him in the back of a limousine. Busy girl!
I honestly didn’t think she’d go through with it. The marriage, not the sex. I had no doubt that eventually she would vanquish his virginity. So, now Juliette wriggled her way into her Tebow’s family, and his mother couldn’t be less thrilled about it. Rather than acting like the Christian she claims to be, Juliette’s new MIL decides to be passive agressive as all hell, demanding a church service for her baby boy, and stirring the pot about Juliette’s mom.