'Parker' Review: How to Turn a Serviceable Thriller into a Bloody Bore

If you've ever wanted to see the camel that's the result of that proverbial horse-building committee, check out "Parker" — and the hump, you'll pardon the expression, is the character played by Jennifer Lopez. But more on her in a moment.



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