The latest episode of "Family Guy" drove the joke home started earlier in the evening on "The Cleveland Show"…or came pretty close, if you get my meaning. Basically, "The Giggity Wife" was like a cross between "What Happens in Vegas" and the indie comedy "Humpday," with Quagmire waking up hitched to a skanky hooker and having to fake being gay to get out of it when the woman wanted to make a go of things.
Peter, of course, had a field day with all of this, laying on the insults fast and furious. Two of my faves include: "Your wife is a human toilet" (um, eew- especially given the visuals that went with it) and "I’ll bet she’s what happens if you put a Hooters girl in a microwave on high." Not that the hilariously-dubbed Charmese was any easier on herself: "I got to check on a whistling sound" she told everyone at dinner, after confessing she couldn’t have kids because she’d "been stabbed in the vagina." (!) Stay classy, "Family Guy."